tavern (chance to relax))

No.........one or the other. You choose.

^_^' This won't be pretty.

I choose both. Now, if youd like to have children, or be able to walk, go do my laundry. Then when your done, maybe I'll let you get away with not buying me more clothes.

Hmm.. yea it probably won't. *I stand next Riza*

*I do a handsign and make a clone*
Take the clone. He will do the work.
*I poof away from the tavern and leave the clone*

*I kick you into the air as you do handsigns. I then move above you and heel drop you in the face.*
Dont make me....do something drastic
You do mylaundry. If the clonbe does it your not being forced to do anythingyou dont want to and it wont stop ou from doing it again. So....
*I hold you by the collar*
YOU do my laundry NOW

*To Aeon* *Holds out hand* Hello my name is Riza Akahana... It's very nice to meet you... and it is good to have someone one that agrees with me.

*I shake your hand* Riza, it's a pleasure. I'm Aeon.

So how long have you been in this village?

So Kumiko... What's new?

*I look at Kumiko as my eyes turn dragonish and my voice is evilish*
Put me down!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I kick Kumiko though a wall and toss her 10 thousand ryo* (the kick happens in less that 3 seconds)
This should be enough to pay for you a new outfit and and the both the walls.
*I jump though the ceiling and make a huge hole and another 500 ryo is dropped from the hole in the ceiling and a note is left for the bartender*
I am sorry for the damage. I gave her enough to pay for the damages. Terry!

Riza Akahana wrote:

So how long have you been in this village?

.....Well. I've been with the founders of the previous Village since the beginning, just recently did I break off.

*I grab Terry's leg as he kicks me*
Nope....
*I take the money*
But our still going to do my LAUNDRY!
*I spin rapidly, holding your leg and swinging you outwords. I let go and you go flying across the room. As you travel across the room, I jump and kick you in the head, landing with my foot on your neck and your head through the wall*
Still going to try to get away? You cant beat me! Now...do my laundry you worm.

NEVER!!!!!!
*I burst at you at blinding speed and punch you with the force to shatter bones*

*I grab your fist and then push of my other hand and kick up (one hand has your fist and one foot at your midsection). I then flip you over me and into the bar. I then use the alcohol behind the bar to form tentacles to attack you before you can get up. Some of them hold you still as yet more of them begin to assult you*

Still not going to do my laundry?

NO

*i walk into the tavern and see what appears to be Terry being violated by tentacles*

....uhhh huh....

*ignoring what i saw for i could not believe that what i saw was true i go and take a seat at a table near the wall and order a drink, i then look to Kumiko*

uhhhh....is he being violated by tentacles???

*The tentacles continue to violate Terry but get much more violent*

Really?I'm not going to make it stop until you do my laundry....

*The liquid starts to turn to ice*

*I look at kumiko*
I gave you money for a new outifit leave me alone.
*I make a handsign and fire is spit from my mouth melting the tenacles*

poor Terry...

*i begin to down my drink as i continue to watch the amusing little show

Money for a new outfit, yes...but you still need to wash my clothes you covered in cofee you twit.
*I move a water tentacle in front of your face to stop the fire from melting the ice tentacles currently raping you. The water tentacle then attacks your face slowly drowning you*
Stop being so stubborn...you can never be more stubborn than me.

*i fall to the floor and begin laughing uncontrollably and gasping for air while i speak*

boy *laugh* am i glad i *laugh* came in here today *laugh*

*i am unable to say any more due to the laughter*

Your willing to kill me over a little coffee stain.
*I snap my figure and I pull a bleach pen from my pocket*

Better...still not good enough. I'd have large white stains in my clothes instead of coffee stains! Wash them and make sure to use stain remover...

opps wrong pen.
*I place that bleach pen back in my pocket and pull a coffee remover pen out my pocket*
Dont ask why I got this but here.