Glitches in Christmas

*I sigh as I sit in a bar, not ordering anything and refusing to give up my seat.*

*i walk in yawning and take a seat near Fubuki*

what's up with you?

*I look at orochi, order a drink then slap it to the floor.*
I got rock band for christmas.

But the guitar doesnt work right, so its useless

dam...

*i look at the drink on the floor then order a drink*

wait...what about the receipt?..you could return it for another one.

it came with a pink notice inside that said it can't be returned...

(OMG)

*i stare in absolute amazement*

...seriously!?

Yup....*sigh*

Christmas sucks

wow i'd sue the company! or go to GEEK SQUAD!!!!

I guess the only thing left to do is go to the website and see what I can do. I dont want to open it and try to fix it cause its a fact they don't take back whats been tampered with.

They'll never know! just don't use the tape you can't see through >.< use the SEE THROUGH, and use stickers to cover the sides =P and if they don't return it then well >.< I'll grab a pillow case, go outside with a slug hammer, and beat repeatly against the side of my neighbor's house (whom I hate) and grab the brick stuff them into the pillow case, get a ticket to the place where the company is, walk to teh manager, asking to go to the boss, before he tells me to drop the bag, I hit him, and do a james bond and appear in the boss room, walk up to him and hand him the receipt ^-^ then smash his head into teh carpet and take a rock band on the convere belt in the facotry and appear at ur house give you the rock band and disappear...like orochi says "ninja like o.O"

Ninja like!?!? o.0 its SOOOO NOTICABLE!!!! besides, I hope the new rockband isn't messed up too...that would be ironic....But I guess I can play the drums, despite the guitar is better for me. *-*
I would take that sack of bricks and beat santa with it. just because his name has the same letters as satan and his is one letter off. Damn subliminal messages, he even wears RED! He gets his coal from hell and he flies through the skies with witchcraft. only reason he lives in the north pole is b ecause his hell froze over, and thats why the polar ice caps are melting, he's takin his hell back!

there, everyones christmas is now ruined!!!! >.>

or you could by a new one, get a receipt, and return the old one with the new receipt for your money back. :]

OMG I WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE >.<