Visiting Ken

*i walk into the observatory and notice this large house in the distance... i take a step forward and appear infront of in in a flash of siver light and knock on the door slightly*

*Ken would answer the door with his new dark jade green eyes looking up to see that it was mahk-x..why was he here? He had recalled their last encounter and they didn't meet eye to eye so he couldn't piece it together.*

Yes..

I realized...you have weed in your backyard, that is true right?
*i slightly riase my eyebrow*

*Ken would open his door more allowing smoke to spew from house as if it was on fire.*

Come in..

Thanks... just came for a smoke...
*i inhale the smoke eminating from kens house and notice that hes not high*
how in the hell are you not blown? dont tell me you can choose what affects your body and what doesent...
*i take a seat in a couch and roll up a blunt*
lite me...

I actually can..
*ken would say as he plopped down in a chair and kicked his feet up on some random coffee table placed In his house. He then pointed at Mahk-x liting his blunt. He then reached in his pocket and got a blunt that he was previously smoking. He then lite it once more and began smoking.*
Although getting high..is something I allow all the time..

Of course... I can choose what ails me, I also take pleasure in the common-ness of getting high
*i inhale the blunt completely taking in all of its toxins downing the entire bong and poof up the remains into the air, a sparkly like diamond cloud of sorts*
you know...your alright... lite me...
*i pound a pile of weed with my fist crumbling it and motion to ken to set it a blaze*

Your not that bad yourself..
*Ken would say as he pointed at Mahk-x litting him once more. He then began poofing individual smoke clouds into the air.*

*as the mound of weed gets ignited I inhale pieces of it at a time savoring the high-ness, getting exponentially high by the puff*
you know? I really dont know why I was so me-an to you anywayz right?

*Ken's eyes would turn a lighter green as he began speaking to Mahk-x flailing his hands around, apparently high himself.*

Awww pish posh, I wasn't mr. nicey pants me self..

Awww shut the fuck up...
*i laugh exageratedly and flail my arms around attempting to tell ken shut up*
Im a meany head arent I? a Big ass diamond meany head pants...

*Ken would laugh histerically as he began to smoke somemore.*
No your- AHHH
*Ken then yelled in fear as he jumped up ontop of the coffee table yelling and like a women who had seen a mouse while taking another puff.*
EEKKK!!!!!

AWW SHIT WHAT HAPPENED!!
*i belly flop like a whale while smiling and taking a sniff of weed and land next to ken*
I think...I think I saw a... spelhjeaoeaglopel.... you know what those are right? a spelhjeaoeaglopel? they take socks and shit...

EEEEEK!!! I saw one..that bish took my radio..
*Ken then attempted stepping on the spelhjeaoeaglopel that was loacted on the ceiling of his house. He then began jumping and kicking the ceiling taking a puff inbetween each kick.*
DIE BISH DIE!!!!
(Visual Aid)

RADIO!!! KILL THAT BISH!!!
*i head after the insanely cute spelhjeaoeaglopel (the purple one) attempting to smash it inhaling smoke in between*
WE MUST ATTACK!!!

*ken being incrediably slow and stupid at the moment took Mahk-x's fist for a spelhjeaoeaglope (Red) and get smashed through the wall of his house. Ken then screamed again out of fear as he pointed toward Mahk-x but not at him.*
AHHHHHHHH IT"S THE PURPLE RABBIT KING!!!! HE JUST SMASHED ME AND HAS COME TO EAT MY FLEASH!!!!!

(visual aid picture it purple)

WE MUST SLAY HIM BEFORE HE SUMMMMMOOOONS MORE spelhjeaoeaglopel!!!!!!
*i turn around and trip falling in a pile of weed still smiling and begin flailing my arms around like a windmill and smile*
WERLD BREAAAKKER!!!!

*Ken began combat rolling all around in his weed garden attempting to kill the rabbit king and the spelhjeaoeaglope.*

I SMITE THEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Right before Ken deals the final blow to the now bloody rabbit king his stomach growls loud enough for the entire observatory to hear.*

I GOT THE MUNCHIESSSSSS!!!!!

the we must feast like norse gods of OLD!!!!
*i flail my arms around happily ((the "free weapons" dance)) and pizza and philly cheese steaks and italian beefs of all types fall from the skies on to the floor of kens house, I pick up an italian beef and eat it heartily*

(lol)
*Ken would grab a philly cheese steak as he falls on his back and begins eating happily and quite fast as well.*

((i knew you were gonna go for the philly cheese steak....))
Man...im sorry I said I hated your guts!
*i smile like a happy pokemon feast upon the pizza near me*

(Who wouldn't though)
I'm sorry I wanted to death seed you..
*Ken said with a smile with his eyes cles as rolled he rolled on his back munching the pizza closes to him.*

((you would wouldnt you...))
*i sit back and recline on some random chair*
its all good bro...its all good...
*i consume another pizza, the highness seems to be wearing off*

(Of course..I'd kill for a philly cheese)

*Ken would inhale another phillycheese as he laid down flat on his back on a bed of roses that he created in a split second and closed his eyes relaxing as the highness also seems to be wearin off.*

this shit never happened...
*i smash another pizza and wave my fingers around, the smoke exits the building*
whats the death seed?