Cheese Philosophy

Swiss Cheese has holes.
The more cheese you have, the more holes you have.
The more holes you have, the less cheese you have.
Conclusion: The more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.

Discuss.

@_@ *gets dizzy thinking bout this* Bah. Cheese ftl anyways.

*scratches head* When did cheese become confusing?

The number of holes, in account to actualy cheese, does not mean you nessecarily have less of it even though it looks that way. The holes comes from air trapped during the cheese making process (yay Dirty Jobs xD) so, the amount of cheese is the same overall, it just appears to be less. It doesnt matter how many holes there are, because the block of cheese is the same as any other. Its a bit hard to explain... but Ill try and rewrite it later or something to make it make more sense.

((Saw the cheese epi of Dirty Jobs too~ ^^))

But technically, isn't it less still cause you're consuming less of it due to the holes though it's the same size as other pieces?

Slice per slice I would assume that could be true. "The more cheese you have the less cheese you have" would mean to me that your putting all the cheese back together again after its been sliced. Then it wouldnt make a difference anymore whether there were holes or not.