Favorite Jokes!

So it is, so it shall be then.

((this is kham... I got rid of the big giant red fuck you post because the huge pic was really annoying, it moved the entire page over like 10 inches))

Guest

This is my favorite Deaf Joke:

It is called LIPREADING

Researchers tell us that only about 25 percent of what is said can be understood by lipreading.

For example:

Suppose a woman says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon,
You and I need to clean this place up,
Your stuff is lying all over on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear tomorrow
unless we do the laundry right now!"

Her lipreading husband will get:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!

Subject: Re: Favorite Jokes! Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:40 pm

lol.....thats not true....lol we as men listen to woman

Subject: Re: Favorite Jokes! Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:43 pm

i dont realy. just kidding of course.

Guest

not always. but thats what makes it so funny. cuz even if he wont admit it, almost any guy would have got the same thing out of it. ^^

Subject: Re: Favorite Jokes! Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:51 pm

maybe that was his plan.

Guest

haha plan numero uno for nearly any guy is to get into a girls pants XD

Subject: Re: Favorite Jokes! Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:03 pm

REJECTED IN MY BOOKS

Subject: Re: Favorite Jokes! Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:05 pm

xp not every guy

Guest

any straight guy XD

Subject: Re: Favorite Jokes! Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:15 pm

i disagree with that. not ever male wants "it" some guys want happiness frm their partner.

Subject: Re: Favorite Jokes! Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:19 pm

i rezent that taz =0

Guest

thats cuz your not a guy...by my standards at least. because thats the answer i would give. but it would be a useful attitude in a guy if only more had it. but i guess i got used to it without that attitude.

aww sorry vashy lol

Subject: Re: Favorite Jokes! Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:11 pm

why cant vash be called a man? He looks like a man. He acts like a man. He does what ever other guy does

Guest

i ment you terry not vash....not man enough for me. sorry

Subject: Re: Favorite Jokes! Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:13 pm

taz that was mean

Guest

yeah it was kinda mean. sorry for being a bitch but im just sayin...

Subject: Re: Favorite Jokes! Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:20 pm

*sighs* why do i always be the one blamed?

Subject: Re: Favorite Jokes! Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:34 pm

Just dont care. Are you looking for acceptance?

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