Project Null

*a tiny mech that has been tossed aside from lack of parts. ability to talk...*

Scientist: GET TO WORK HES COMNIG!!!

*i fade in to a dark portal and appear with scientists around the robot*

well?

Scientist: well sir...i cant really see why you would want this mech...

do i need a reason? just get to work

Scientist:yes sir..

-time skip-

so what did you all come up with?

Scientist:well sir...we couldnt really do much but...its like he has his own personality

and?
*i cross my arms impatiently*

Scientist: hes capable of a duty mode where he will use his advanced weapon systems and intelect to your whim...however that mode is short lived...but in his regular mode...hes...like

whats the problem?

Scientist:hes somewhat annoying...

im sure that wont be the case...

Scientist: well your word is law

*all the lights turn on and i set my sights on GIR which is in his regular mode*
doesent look to menacing...i press some buttons on the back of GIR and he comes to life*

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GIR: howdy dood....

uh...my names mahk-x and you will do whatever i say when i say it without question
*thrown off by the formal language*
GIR: *looks elsewhere and smiles* whatever you say yo

good...now come back to my house with me
*i walk away some distance and GIR sitll stands there not following*

GIR: uhh...where your house dood?

*straining and the scientists are laughing*
follow me and we will get there

GIR: got any pizza? ooo no i want a soda....is it soda or pop....
*gir repeats the sounds of soda and pop back to himself over and over*

OMFG......
*i do random handsigns and a slice of supreme pizza pops into my hands and gir pays attention*

GIR: is that what i think it is?
*Gir appears next to me reaching for the pizza*
i wan pepperoni...im alergic to peppers

you have to be kidding me...you can get some pizza when we get back to my house...i require your assistance

Gir: *gir starts rofling* HAH YOU SAID ASS!!!

*i grip gir by the head and storm out of the building and go to my house*