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Subject: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:27 pm
We know there are many, thousands maybe, but try and post one of the Oh so famous chuck norris puns:
Chuck Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass....at night!
check this out if you dont know chuck norris's POWA!!!
ZK Nightmare's Reprieve
Number of posts : 2138 Age : 33 Location : Relaxing with Gatomon Kekkei Genkai : Kamisora Registration date : 2008-08-17
Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:32 pm
Little known fact:
Chuck Norris got his shit kicked in by Bruce Lee. So Bruce Lee is the only person to match/defeat Chuck. Lee all day!
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Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:33 pm
I know, I was just tellin my little sister.
Too bad Lee died though.....
Kisaka-Hellgate Insomnia Trigger
Number of posts : 772 Age : 273 Location : Reigning over the village hidden in the Chaos Kekkei Genkai : Myou myaku Registration date : 2008-08-31
Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:34 pm
I heard he'd still alive
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Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:38 pm
From who???? he is???
and don't forget your puns people!
Chuck Norris doesnt sleep....he waits. (O.O)
Orochi Kyokai Dead
Number of posts : 1623 Age : 1715 Location : Item World Kekkei Genkai : Heart of Hell Registration date : 2008-11-19
Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:41 pm
Lee killed him in that match
and Lee had Cerebral edema and full body ceizures, with the technology of that time there's no way he survived, not to mention he died from the same things
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Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:43 pm
oh thats how.... darn it....my fun topic turned depressing.
Orochi Kyokai Dead
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Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:47 pm
well to lighten the mood....
when chuck norris does push ups he pushes the earth down
aaaannnnnd
word has it that chuck norris isnt hung like a horse, but a horse is hung like chuck norris
Kisaka-Hellgate Insomnia Trigger
Number of posts : 772 Age : 273 Location : Reigning over the village hidden in the Chaos Kekkei Genkai : Myou myaku Registration date : 2008-08-31
Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:51 pm
lol
I heard chuck norris is so badass that he has a third fist...in his beard!
Sadi D Insomnia Trigger
Number of posts : 2170 Age : 33 Location : still in that Sky Kekkei Genkai : Hangetsu no Goudou Registration date : 2008-10-13
Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:52 pm
[Wild Sadira used Chuck Pun] Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:53 pm
Yay!
Now.....Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he dares it to grow! XD
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Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:07 pm
hope its just as good!
ZK Nightmare's Reprieve
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Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:08 pm
Chuck Norris' sperm is so strong it can go through 10 condoms, 43 layers of spermicide, 3 skulls, 2 brick walls, and a birth control pill just to impregnate a woman.
Kisaka-Hellgate Insomnia Trigger
Number of posts : 772 Age : 273 Location : Reigning over the village hidden in the Chaos Kekkei Genkai : Myou myaku Registration date : 2008-08-31
Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:14 pm
lmao I'm glad i'm not cuck norris' woman
Orochi Kyokai Dead
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Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:16 pm
ROFL must suck to be chucks bitch
Sadi D Insomnia Trigger
Number of posts : 2170 Age : 33 Location : still in that Sky Kekkei Genkai : Hangetsu no Goudou Registration date : 2008-10-13
Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:16 pm
XD Yanno, this is reminding me of something. I believe the principal at my school is a believer in Chuck Norrisism...
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Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:19 pm
Chuck Norris counted to infinity....twice! XD XD XD XD XP*slap*......XD
these kids where dumb for even thinkin this!!
Last edited by Fubuki on Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:22 pm; edited 2 times in total
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Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:20 pm
oops forgot my joke my joke
they say chuck norris is so great that his tears hold the cure for cancer, aids, and any other fucked up disease,
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Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:21 pm
Too bad he never cries though...XD
Orochi Kyokai Dead
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Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:22 pm
exactly
chuck norris fights dinosaurs as a warm up
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Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:26 pm
Then eats them for an appetizer!!! XD
The boogeyman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris.
Orochi Kyokai Dead
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Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:11 pm
chuck norris haunt's freddy crouger's dreams and keeps him up at night
vashy_chan Phantasmal Enigmas
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Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:36 pm
Am I the only one here that thinks chuck norris is just a greezy overated old actor?
Orochi Kyokai Dead
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Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:48 pm
of course he is, that's part of the reason these things are funny
vashy_chan Phantasmal Enigmas
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Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:57 pm
well okay then . chuck norris is so cool that he keeps the polar ice caps from melting.
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