Chuck Norris....!

So it is, so it shall be then.

((this is kham... I got rid of the big giant red fuck you post because the huge pic was really annoying, it moved the entire page over like 10 inches))

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:43 am

if you look at chuck norris from the right angle in the right light you can see your own death in his beard

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Chuck Norris was scheculed to be in tekken 6. They decided not to put him in because all of his moves were roundhouse kicks and they induced one-hit K.Os. He was banned from the future releases too.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:57 am

chuck norris's assist trophy in brawl breaks tv screens with a round house

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the energy from the big bang that started our life is equal to one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:18 am

SECRET BEHIND CREATION!!!!

Chuck Norris was made in God's image...we were made in Chuck Norris's image..

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the most reliable pesticide is not the one that sprays raid, but the one that has Chuck Norris face.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris....! Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:17 pm

soccer is to small scale for chuck norris, he prefers to kick meteors across the galaxy

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Only things that survive nuclear explosions are things that Chuck Norris forgets to blow up.