The Real Thing

Gatomon: That's it!

*Gatomon raises from her seat finally and walks over to my passed out body*

Gatomon: WAKE THE FUCK UP AND TELL US WHAT WENT WRONG!!!

*she grabs the back of my head and lifts it up. then she punts my head and sends my body flying into the altar hard*

Gatomon: GET!

*she launches herself into my stomach with an unbeatable punch*

Gatomon: UP!

she begins stomping my nuts in and i begin screaming in pain and writhing on the ground*

Owww... Gatomon... Didn't I just save you?

Gatomon: Maybe, now get up and give us a status report, NOW!

Owww... Bastard... My bad...

*i stand to my feet and caress my sack soothing it*

Sorry guys... This is about the time where I get to explaining, eh?

Lucius looked towards the Kage, his eyes narrowed. He'd been wanting to know exactly what was going on for a while. "...indeed."

I stare in shock as Gatomon brutalizes ZK. My birds squawk in terror and poof away. "Aa...Are you OK...." I shake my head, knowing I should've expected that. "Explanations would be wonderful now..."

I look over at ZK "I agree what just happened"

Remind me never to piss off Gatomon.
*I look at ZK*
Im surprised your still alive from that beating.

*Kay would look at Zk and Gatomon as she waited for an explanation, as she sent a jolt of Darkness through Shiro's chest to wake him the fuck up.*

Nah... I'm good. So, ummm... I'd like to begin by saying sorr--

Gatomon: GET TO THE FUCKING POINT!!!

Damn, can't I get over this concussion.... Damn. Anyway. Yeah, as of now, the Nightmare resides on...

*i walk to the window and look out at the first place i could think of to warp us*

The moon. So, with that, this happened because I didn't prepare enough. That woman we saw was something that I cannot reveal right now to everyone, but she's almost unbeatable... That's why she was bound in that way... Chase Young took her from my own house because I didn't think anyone would be bold enough to take her. We were gonna keep her her and have her as a part of the Nightmare and a fail safe for when-- something like this happens, but it looks like she was the catalyst.

In short, we've been yea and verily fucked for a while until I can think of a way to fix this...

Lucius spoke up, trying to supress the anger in his eyes. "Well how do we get back down to earth then?"

*Shiro finnaly awoke coughing extra hard. He then let out a chuckle as his eyes were still closed. Smiling he spoke in his usual "Shiro" tone.*

Was that really nessicary...?

"So for the time being were Moon People. Oh well at least for now were safe but what are we going to do if Chase follows us to the Moon?"

((This is my 100 post ))

I frown and play with my tail. "But...Couldn't you just use the time thingy to reverse what happened...?"

(why didnt you sands of time huh? it does stop black holes... )

*I frown at what wqs said. but I find the gut and courage to give a chuckle and crack a smile.* Heh, good to here. as long as you can fix it, I'm okay.*I walk past ZK and pat his shoulder.* you protected your village in the time of peril almost dying yourself, you promised to make it better afterwards, all we can do is wait for you to keep that promise.*I walk out the room, going to check on the rest of nightmare.*Don;t forget promises aren't broken....

So ZK.......your telling us that there are 2 unbeatable bad guys in this room?

You see, using the Sands of Time to reverse this... That would take HELLA chakra. I'd need to go Twilight State and everyone else's chakra to reverse time for an event like that. Usually, I take myself through time... But this is too epic for that.

Gatomon: You BASTARD!

*she lunges at me and kicks me in the head across the cathedral*

Gatomon: So you're telling me that some bitch that you had in your room, in our house, in your fucking bed, just ended the fucking world?!?!?! Fuck you!

*Gatomon hops out the window and goes about her business. her dragons raspberry me and fly ot after her. i work myself to my feet and rub my face*

I probably deserved that...

"But what are we going to do if Chase fellows us to the Moon"

*I sign and sweat drops from my head.* I'd say don't beat yourself up about it, but Gatomon took care of alllllll that...-_-'

*I turn to Rune.* Simple....we warp to fucking mars.

I smile "Ya I guess so"

Lucius steps forward. "And how do we get back to our planet, ZK.."

*Kay would then slightly smack Shiro.*

If you ever do that again..

*She would then imbrace him.*

*I chuckle as I sit back and laugh.*Couldnt Kham just use power cosmic and restore the planet, make a new one, piece it back together. etc.

(just asking, but does this ruin the bursting. and the chances for the chaos???)

I think he could but he hasnt been in the village for weeks. Im just going to chill.
*walks over to Kurai and Zeik*
Are you two ok?

*Finally opening one of his eyes, he squinted as he laughed an coughed at the same time.*

Call it a reflex... Couldn't help myself.

*He then placed his hand on hers as he brought his attention to everyone standing around still speaking to Kay-no.*

Please.... Tell me that did not jus' happen....

*I hold in a squeeeeeeeeeee~ as I look at Kurai's body.*I'm happy for unknown and untold reasons.*I give a X3 expression while holding in another squeeeeeeeeeeeee~. I then burst to a 83 expression while chuckling.*

((No necrophilia now..))