Sephiroth vs. Jack Sparrow

Not Kay-No-Sephiroth would win hands down
Kay-No- Jack Sparrow would win hands down

Damn this is a hard one...I think Jack would get Sephy drunk, knock the isht outta him, then rob his ass silly. But Sephy is too smart for something like that and would shank Jack before he comes within a yard of him. Hmm...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgYFzWRbZ4

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!

Sephy cannot control his lust for alchol which is something Jack has shitloads of. Not to mention his crazy persuasive words. He would get sephy drunk, shank him a few hundred times, rob him of his sword and prance away.

The url is apparently malformed or somethin...

Odd..

*sigh* And I wanted to see the video.....Damn Youtube.

Anyways, it is a hard choice, but I would go for Jack Sparrow for what you guys already said and also because of the epic jar of dirt that he has lol

Yea..

sephiroth all day!!!!! (L)

Jack FTW (Kay)

im sorry this topic is dumb. jack sparrow not even on his best day could stand a chance of even touching sephy. anyone who voted for jack is by far the dumbest person..keiko aside. now with that being said zeik shall take his leave from high level of ignorance

Hey, can Sephy swim?

Swphy can do damn near anythng he wants.

you did not just delete my damn post! >.<

Zeik....you don't understand. Sephiroth would loose because of he is an alcholic.
Jack would give Sephy some alchol and he would get drunk as jack walk up to him and shank him multiple times before lopping his head off and prancing away.

And to chase...he'd be too drunk

Zeik where the hell have you been? JACK GOT ATE BY A GIANT KRAKEN AND STILL LIVED! COME ON NOW! xD

Sephy would pwn the kraken too...

-L

If Sephy wasn't too drunk to fight off the digestive juices inside.

DAm you L! Sehpy got his ass kicked by Cloud and is now a simply vile of dna! lol.

no no no shiro jack died and they went and got him. not he lived. sephy however would have cut once and that whole damn ship would have blown up..im genuine mad that you guys are debating this. have we ever seen sephy take time to "talk" to any one. no he just looks up sees you and fucks you up beyond all belief. i mean come on he slices to the east and cites die in the to the west

i dont care honestly... im just bored... XD

By far the worst discussion ever.. Sephiroth wouldn't talk to jack for a moment. ..heck jack is so insignificant being around sephiroths aura might even be enough to kill him.


fandom only goes so far .. pirates movies were good but a regular pirate vs a guy who can cut through buildings not even a contest.

thank you people, this whole arguement started a long time ago and needs to be squashed
Kay and Kham must be defeated, their arguements are unfounded and just plain stupid, but they just wont let it die
- L

vash and zeik should have more fun. use your imagination! =p jacks not only a main character, but hes the hero of the story too. sephy is a villian, and kick ass heros always win! movie and series logic FTW!

besides, jack is too odd, even sephy would take the time to say "wtf?" XD

I dont think anyone shares Khams logic here.... as far as accolades are concerned sephiroth hasnt displayed any mental intelligence to stop a trickster like Jack who just happens to be a pirate.

I aslo dont think that swordsmanship is the problem since sephiroth would take out time in his busy mindless brute of a schedule to say wth? then jack would already have him reeled in....sephiroth would be too intrigued by his antics to simply kill him so jack would just slip him a little rum...and its over

jack wins

I admitt at this whole thing started out as just a joke because me Kay and L were at L's house and we were talking about V.S stuff as usuall. This came about and L said show me factual evidence of Sephy being drunk, and we did (youtube video) and L couldnt prove by the preponderance (having more than 50% of the evidence in his favor) of eveidence that the video was edited...but in reality sephiroth is just a bad ass person who has cool ass moves....there are PLENTY of people out in the videogame and anime universe that can squish no problem him i.e

Dante (from dmc 4...the only reason why dante didnt beat the last boss is because he said that he didnt want too... WHO CAN STACK BULLETS ON TOP OF ONE ANOTHER TO PUSH A SWORD FURTHER INTO SOMEONES HEART!!!)
Virgil (if dante can then so can virgil)
Illidan Stormrage (WAY cooler than sephiroth)
Kratos (hes angry)
A Lancelot Albion (energy wings...and suzaku would not go)
Hammy (over the hedge...just give him that energy drink and its done for sephy he will gouge his eyes out)
Z.K (light speed)
Zeik (deletion button...)
Vash (Vash has the dark force)
Aeon (skeith & tarvos= pwnage)
I cant believe that the poll is tied...and I didnt even vote lmao shows L right

Annnnd Goku
-Kay