The Seven Blue Star Balls, Fulfill Your Heart's Desire

Tigen looks deeper into the cave "Oooo, sounds interesting! LET TIGEN GO THERE NOW." Tigen warps even father in the cave, noticing the orbs "Ooooo, soooo preeetty! Tigen should touch one! Perhaps it tastes like chocolate..." Tigen poked an orb~

As soon as he pokes it, the orbs all begin to glow furiously and the humming intensifies to the sound of millions of buzzing insects. The light then fades and the sound disappears as I appear sitting on the shelf as usual. I yawn and rub my eyes as I was enjoying a nice nap. My vision clears and I notice Tigen standing there. "Oh! Hey the--*yawn*--Ahem. Hey there. What can I do ya fer?"

Tigen is munchin on a Hershey's bar, just watchin as the orbs glow and shit like some type of movie. Once Sadi pops out, he quickly gobbles it-- WHERE DOES IT GO? HE HAS NO ORGANS-- down and waves at Sadi "Hiya Sadi! What's um... What's this place and why are um... you here?"

I look to the side with shifty eyes. "Let's not talk about why I'm here...I will tell what this place is though~! It's...a cave! And these here balls," I point to said balls, "grant wishes...Well, they grant wishes when used by the right person. Anyways~! Want a wish? But, you only get one so it better be something you want more than anything~."

Tigen nodded "Ooooh, a wish, huh? Tigen will make a wish, then! Let Tigen think..." His flame dimmed and turned a series of colors. He was thinking long and hard. Tigen wanted a land of eternal chocolate, but Tigen also wanted to save his home dimension... and Tigen also wanted one of those shiny orb things... and Tigen also wanted a new weapon... Such a hard decision... "Give Tigen a minute..." Chocolate... Tigen can warp into the Dimension of Chocolatey Goodness and get some chocolate from there... Shiny orb thing? Then others would not be able to make wishes... New weapon? Tigen has enough... but then again-- NO, ENOUGH. Saving home dimension is the last thing... but in what way? If Tigen just says for the wormhole to go away, another might pop up... If Tigen moves the wormhole, it'll destroy some other place and possibly come back to Tigen's dimension... But if Tigen has the ability to fend off the wormhole, Tigen can defeat any other oncoming wormholes later in life! But what power counters a wormhole, or control's a wormhole...? Wait, that's it! "Tigen wishes for Grimnyzmal's ability to control black holes!!... and his scarf abilities, cuz they were bad ass." Tigen would not have the ability to make a black hole, so he would not randomly destroy shit when he got pissed, and he could save his homeland! Yaaaaay. It all works out.

(Sorry for longness. I had random... thoughts. XD)

"Hmm..." My smile fades into a frown, although it doesn't really matter since no one can see it behind my mask. I fold my arms and a thoughtful look comes over me. "I'unno. I really don't like giving out powers...I'd rather someone work towards it themselves. I mean, it's different if you already have the ability and want to build on it...Hmm...Come to think of it, I don't even know who this Grimnyzmal is. I believe Vash defeated him before we had the pleasure of meeting. If I granted your wish and gave you his abilities, you run the risk of getting something completely wrong."

Tigen's eyes tear up with pumpkin wax "Butbutbut..." Tigen warps in a small Tigen puppet and creates a really small dimensional rip, as if he were going to act out what he needed to do "Tigen needs to be able to control a black hole so that Tigen can surpress this interdimensional wormhole threatening to destroy Tigen's homeland.." Tigen showed it by making the rip grow larger "And since it's a black hole mixed with another Dimension, Tigen can't stabilize it fully without the ability to control a black hole, you see, and if Tigen had that, Tigen could sustain it, surround it in Liquid energy and Dimensional energy, and finally seal and destroy it!" A small explosion was seen and the Tigen doll danced. "The scarf thingies just looked cool!" Tigen waves around his scarf, oh so not able to split into multiple scarves "Would it be better if Tigen rephrased it? Tigen doesn't even need the ability to make them or anything, just control them. Or the knowledge of how to... Whichever is better. Knowledge it power~!" Damn Schoolhouse Rock.

I laugh a bit at the doll and tap my chin in thought. "Hmm...Possibly. Yes. Rephrase it and I'll see what I can do~."

Tigen perks up, screaming "TIGEN WISHES FOR THE POWER TO TAMPER WITH BLACK HOLES as well as some magical scarf attributes..." Tigen wiggles his scarf around proudly.

I nod and the standard procedure occurs. My eyes and the balls glow teal, annoying humming sound, bright light, yadda yadda. Tigen's scarf becomes surrounded in the light and a form of light...forms in his hands. My eyes stop glowing as the wish is granted and everything calms down. In Tigen's hands is now...a...vacuum cleaner. One of those portable ones like from Luigi's Mansion. His scarf on the other hand looked normal as though nothing had changed.

Tigen stares at the vacuum cleaner in awe "OOOOH MY FUUCKING PUMPKIN HEAAADDDD. IT'S SO BEAUUUTIFUL!!!! How does Tigen use it? What does it do? WHAT DOES THIIIIS BUTTON DOOOO?" Tigen flailed it about randomly. "WHAT WILL TIGEN NAME IT?"

I sweatdrop and blink a few times. So not what I was aiming for. I reach out to grab the vacuum cleaner but the scarf suddenly attacks me. One end forms into a large hammer and thwacks me. I prepare for the blow, but am surprised when it bounces off me like a squeaky toy, noise and all. "Eh...Well...Looks like it got Grim's scarf's power, but it's completely harmless~!" I laugh as the scarf pounds at me with its squeaky toy hammers. It forms into a drill and tries that but it just ends up making my arm itch instead of actually hurting me.

Tigen finds it to be cute "Awww, lookit Tigen's scarfy~ All growed up~" Tigen wraps himself in his scarf now, hugging it and feeling its warmth. Tigen had big plans for this thing. "Well, Tigen will figure out how to use this vacuum some time soon! All Tigen needs it for is helping destroy this gigantonormous hole. So yeah. Thank you, Sadi~!" Tigen, grateful for his gifts, prepares to leave.

"Ah..." I reach out my hand to stop him. "Um...I'd rather I help you find out what it does than something crazy happening and I get blamed for it..."

Tigen stops "Ooooh, okay. WELL, LET'S SEE." Tigen presses a random button~

The vacuum suddenly comes to life. A small meter labeled 'chakra charge' lights up on the side. At the moment, it's on 'E'. I raise an eyebrow as I begin to feel a bit drained. I look down at the meter to notice the chakra charge going up slowly and I notice which way the mouth of the vacuum is pointed. "OI! Point that away from me!"

Tigen turns it toward himself "Sorry, Sadi!" The vacuum then sucks out Tigen's chakra, continuing to fill up the chakra charge gauge "Mnnyaaah... Tigen doesn't like it pointing at Tigen, either..." Tigen's flame dimmed "Is there... any other purpose for this other than making Tigen sleepy...?"

"Hmm..." I reach over and press the button he pressed to turn it off. The gauge is now at the halfway mark. "Lesse bout this one." I press a blue button and instead of sucking in, the vacuum is pushing out. The sides of the wall appear to start collapsing in on themselves and I hit my palm with the other hand. "Aa! I see now! It creates a gravitational collapse~." I press the red button next to it and the chakra gauge begins to lower as the vacuum uses it to support the mini-blackhole forming in the cave. Instead of collapsing now, the hole was being pushed back to how it should be, reversing the collapse. I try to do it again, but the cleaner starts to heat up. "Hmm...I see, I see. Looks like the vacuum can create and reverse blackholes...however, it has a limit. You should only use it when you really need to. And make sure it's charged up properly before you go around making holes you can't close."

Tigen nods "Yes ma'am! This will aid Tigen greatly in sealing that big ass most likely solar system sized black hole now!" Tigen hugs Sadi and warps off back to his house, the vacuum being shut off and warped somewhere.

I wave goodbye before fading away and everything returns to normal.

A bright light flashes through the tunnel and I appear to set up a sign in front of the shelf the balls rested on. It was one of those chalkboard type ones that you might see at a cafe or something like that. I write a few things in barely legible script before fading out. The sign reads (in neon pink, white and red chalk):

=From the portal I land on the ground before turning around and holding a hand out to Sadira=

As soon as he steps out the portal, it closes up and the balls begin to glow brightly and make that classic whirring/humming sound. After a few seconds, the light dims, the sound stops, and I'm now sitting on the ledge next to the balls. Unfortunately, so is Bennu-sama who gives me a wicked glare. I ignore the evil eye and clasp my hands once more. "So, let's hear that wish~!"

Alright, here goes. =I look toward Sadira and Bennu-sama=
My wish is....I want to be able to protect you, for my body to move even when it's impossible. To be able to protect the one that I cherish.....with everything that I have.

I gasp and look at him as my eyes tear up slightly. "Aaw. Tha--" "You're gonna waste your wish on that?! What's wrong with you?! I knew you were a stu--" "Darnit Bennu-sama! I respectfully ask you to shut the hell up! Your opinion is not wanted or needed divine one." Bennu-sama's feathers glow red in anger. "It's not like it would work anyways because it's benefiting you! Our job is to spread prosperity, not prosper ourselves. No wish that benefits you directly can be granted." I glare at her and growl. "I think you're makin that isht up..." She shrugs and turns away from me with an indifferent look.