The Seven Blue Star Balls, Fulfill Your Heart's Desire

"Aa...That's true...but...I can't correct it because that's how I interpreted your wish..."

"And you only get one..." *i exclaim walking into the cave*

"It's Ok I got the gum-gum fruit thats what I wanted so thank you Sadria" I smile and bow

I wave goodbye with a confused look. "Too bad he can't eat it." Bennu-sama looks at me, not knowing what I mean. "Ah...Well...Since it's resistant to blades, that means he can't bite into it. It's useless. Maybe he stretch it out and make a hammock or somethin..." My ears twitch at Susanoo's words. "Susan~!"

"Yo!" *I grimace at lesbian nick name*

I laugh at his expression. "Heh heh...What can I do for you today? A wish perhaps?"

"Yea...I want a ram" *shifty eyes*

*i slide in the cave and look around*
DAMN! i made a wrong turn at albuquerque

I tilt my head at Susanoo's request. "You mean like the sheep animal?"

"Of course."

I give him a look of suspicion. "Um...Ok. I don't think even I could mess this up." My eyes and the balls do their thing and a large shape of light forms on the ground. The light clears and shows a ram...A stuffed toy ram. "Oh...em...ghee..."

"Damn you..." *sigh*

*i keep walking and see the balls*
*shifty eyed* hmmmm...what have we here?
*i reach for the balls*

Bennu-sama's eye twitches and she whacks me upside my head. "How could you mess this up! It's simple!" I hold my head and wince. "Ouch-chi-chi..." "Don't worry, I'll fix this for you." Bennu-sama touches the stuffed animal and uses her power of life to bring the animal to life. "Enjoy." I look as Bennu-sama does her thing and glance at Kai as he tries to steal the balls. "Yanno they won't work for you if you do that right...?"

"HEHEHE! Thanks!" *I bow my head in gratitude at Bennu-sama and give you the shame finger, shaking my head in disappointment. I lead my new...pet out of the cave*

*i jump up*
i...i wasnt doin nothin

I stick my tongue out at Susanoo despite the fact it won't seen because of my mask. I turn to Kai and fold my arms. "So...Ya want a wish?"

oooooooooh! i get a wish>! hellz yeah!
*i think for a second*
i want........no............oh, i want.....damn, no.......OK! I WANT......DAMNIT!
*facepalm*
i wish i knew what to wish for

My eyes glow wickedly at that. "Ya sure? Alright then~." The balls begin to glow as I start to grant his wish.

((ur so screwed))

*i get the image of something amazing*
OOOOOOOKAY! i wish...
*realizing i used my wish, facepalm*
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!
*the word FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL! echoes throughout the cave*

Bennu-sama sweatdrops at that and begins to fade away. "I'm going now Sadira before half my brain cells die from being exposed to these idiotic mortals." With that she disappears and leaves me laughing wildly on the shelf. "Way to go dude! But...Just between you and me...You may have another chance soon." With that I disappear as well.

wooooooooooo! sweet
*i exit the cave, still embarrassed of what i did*

Tigen warps onto the scene, seeing Kai exit "Pyaaaah, wonder what's going on in here...?" Tigen warps into the cave.

A faint humming sound and soft glowing are heard and seen deep within the cave.