Stupid News

awesome.. Stupidity sucks... and i have no tolerance.. Zesu knows this very well.. lol

Lol. I would think the only people with a tolerance for stupidity would be the stupid themselves and maybe their parents.

lmao. Wow.. couldn't have put it better myself. finally someone who understands meh!!! xD

lol Yeah thats true Shiro since we usually be seeing crazy stuff happening around us and don't worry too much about it.

And I feel the same way Sadira.

But without stupid people, then we couldnt be entertained by their stupidity.

Exactly.

Kumiko where the hell are you at?
You like pop up every now and then.

I find this one extremely ironic. Karma's a titch.

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Man runs out of gas after robbing gas station

CAPE HAZE, Fla. – Authorities said they arrested a man who apparently forgot to fill up when he was robbing a gas station. The Charlotte County Sheriff's Office said a 23-year-old man used a Bowie knife to rob a Cape Haze gas station early Sunday. Deputies said the man pulled the 12-inch blade and demanded money. But when he left, a customer followed him and called 911.

While deputies were looking for signs of the robber, a newspaper carrier told them that a man in a car matching the one from the robbery had run out of gas nearby.

The man was arrested several hours after the robbery and charged with robbery with a weapon and loitering/prowling. He was released Monday on $10,500 bail.

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Cops arrest man who sought help removing handcuffs

BARNSTABLE, Mass. – A Massachusetts man who walked into a police station and asked for help removing a pair of handcuffs dangling from one wrist ended up wearing another pair instead.

Barnstable, Mass., police Sgt. Sean Sweeney said 21-year-old Allahmanamjad (el-ah-MAN'-a-jahd) Barbel showed up Tuesday claiming he couldn't get off the cuffs his sister slipped on him at a child's birthday party.

Police ran Barbel's name through the state warrant system and discovered he had outstanding warrants on charges of driving with a suspended license, leaving the scene of an accident, threatening to commit a crime and making annoying phone calls.

Sweeney said police removed the cuffs — then slipped on a new pair to arrest him.

They never confirmed his story about the party.

Wow! He actually asked the cops to take off his cuffs..lol. That's new.

Well, I gotta give him his props for thinkin that'll work.

Well if they didn't check his name, he might've gotten away with it.

That is of the truth.

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Nude biker leads trooper on chase in bad weather

SEARCY, Ark. – A naked man on a motorcycle who crashed with an Arkansas state trooper's cruiser on a night when it was sleeting faces misdemeanor charges. A police report said a 35-year-old man kept riding when a trooper tried to pull him over during the Jan. 26 incident.

The man stopped abruptly several times in the street and then sped up quickly, until the trooper bumped him on one of the stops.

The report didn't indicate any injuries but both vehicles were damaged.

A witness quoted in the police report said the man was "naked as a jaybird."

Searcy police cited the man for indecent exposure, fleeing and not having a vehicle license. State police are still investigating.

Naked Bikers? I guess he just wanted to ride in the wind. lol


I found one too

VIENNA, Va. -- For a Virginia doctor, squirrels are a man's best friend, too.

Thomas Shepler, a hand surgeon, shot a hawk to death in his backyard when he said the bird was eyeing a young squirrel that he and his wife had helped raise.

Shepler, 65, said the hawk had previously killed an adult squirrel near his suburban Washington home in Vienna. When the doctor tried to chase away the bird over the weekend by yelling and throwing a crowbar at it, the hawk didn't leave the area.

So Shepler got a shotgun and killed it.

A police officer heard the shot Saturday and Shepler was arrested. He was charged with discharging a firearm in public and cruelty to animals.

Shepler says he cares about animals and is feeling a lot of anxiety and embarrassment over the shooting.

Aaw. Poor guy. He just wanted to help the squirrel. Too bad he couldn't think of another way, or at least got a gun with a silencer...

That's crazy. I didn't know people could raise squirrels. Although Squirrels do seem pretty mellow.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/finnegan.asp Read that.

Wow. That's actually kinda cool
Squirrels and Puppies just chillin. That's something I never even thought of.

Yup, it's quite common for dogs to adopt other animals. Happens all the time.

Seriously?
Isn't the same thing true with bears?

It's possible for bears to adopt towards other animals but I'm not quite sure how often that happens.

Bears huh? That's kinda funky.

Yea it'd probably be rare, cause bears are vicious as well.

Damn doctor and his squirrels..... I live by where that one was and the squirrels here are really annoying. Im made he killed a hawk over a stupid overpopulated squirrel. People I know try to run the damn creatures over.... And there is actually a facebook group that says Arlington squirrels are demon spawn.......

Demon Spawn squirrels?
lol. Maybe they just have a strong hate for the little buggers

Yeah, I figured. Bears aren't the type to play around. And Kumiko, why the negativity? Look on the bright side of it. Squirrels help limit the overpopulation of birds in one tree, free acorn removal, and tree pruning.