Stupid News

Yeah its like one of the ten fastest pokemon I think....Im sure hes in the top 30*scratches head* he he he

Jolteon is pretty nice. Now~! For the purpose of this thread. Your news for the day!

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Store Manager Arrested For Theft That He Reported

(AP) Deputies said they didn't have to look far to find the person who stole thousands of dollars worth of heating and air conditioning equipment. They say the thief was right behind the counter.

According to a Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office arrest report, a 44-year-old man, who manages an appliance part store, may have made off with about $203,000 worth of inventory.

On Jan. 9, the manager filed a theft report indicating that 70 rolls of 50-foot copper sheets were missing from his inventory. The report said that further investigation by the company revealed that the manager had been entering the store after hours using his personal alarm code.

Officials said the manager later confessed to selling the equipment and pocketing up to $50,000 in cash on the deals.

LMAO!!!!
Doesnt he get a discount?

"Obection!!!"....."I guess I didnt have a reason for that..." "Oh now I remember" "I object to the reality of this news how can something real, be that fu**ing FunnY!!!!"

Yes Aeon. The five finger discount. X3

Lol. The stupid news well is filling up once more~!

FIVE FINGERS.
Lol it cost free.99

Free.99=best damn price EVAR.

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A stash of grass can take the place of a lot of gas, but it won't do anything for mileage.

A Utah man took his newly acquired used SUV to a mechanic to find out why the gas gauge always read half-full.

The mechanic in Sandy looked inside the gas tank and found about 35 pounds of marijuana in plastic-wrap packages that filled about half of the tank's volume.

Police estimate the pot is worth about $35,000.

The Nissan Armada has had several different owners and was once a rental car.

Sandy police are trying to figure out who stashed the pot but say the current owner is not a suspect.

Investigators in the town south of Salt Lake City say the drug packs could have been in the tank for months.

Unfortunately all it does is raise the gauge. Not fill up your tank. ;_;

Thats what I call HIGH effeciency in a car...

That. is. funny. as. hell.

Not even stupid, just weird.

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Woman OK After Bullet Ends Up In Her Hair Weave

Other than having a bit of a headache, a Kansas City woman was uninjured after a bullet fired at her ended up tangled in her hair weave. Police said the 20-year-old woman was in a convenience store parking lot late Wednesday when a man flagged her down and told her that her ex-boyfriend still loved her.

She replied, "Well I don't love him," then heard gunshots. She said she looked behind the vehicle and saw her ex-boyfriend firing a handgun at her. She stomped her accelerator and fled, then turned into another parking lot and called police.

She told officers she recently had ended an eight-month relationship with the suspect.

Police arrested the ex-boyfriend and his friend in a car.

That's some good weave.

LMAO fake hair FTW

dam never knew horse hair was that durable, and or what they call them indian hair, or hair extensions.

Why don't people admit to having weave, no they say "nah it's extensions"
and I'm like "O.o so it's fake hair added on your nasty head?"

Lol Vlad. Yeah. I don't understand why people are ashamed of admitting it. I mean, the stuff is made so you can wear it and flaunt it. Why not tell people you bought your hair if they ask. OH~! Someone destroyed a few cello bows in orchestra so the teacher was giving away the horse hair strings as blond weave.

EW that's gross, my hair is natural dirty blonde, i would not put that dirty bow horse hair for extensions', who know's who touched it, probably someone who doesn't wash there wash, or has a disease.

LOL He meant it as a joke although one girl took him seriously and attached it to her ponytail... (_ _);

Lmao Sadi XD

Damn!
I 've seen some tough-ass weaves...but none like that.

I've seen a horrid weave, it was like welded on O.O , her that's why she has short ass hair ? ?

A video from the news on the previous story.

XD

I WANT FUCKING WEAVE NOW. WITH IT I WOULD TRULY BE INVINCIBLE MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wow. That is ridiculous XD

LMAO Zeik

Damn imagine how invincible bo bo bo must be I mean look at that thing on his head.... that could take 5 shots from a magnum..........O.o

Oh geez...Please don't Zeik.

I think Bobobo's hair is more likely to open up and devour the bullets Gakusha.

O.o